you know how it be.
666killtimkill666.

29th March 2011

Video

i’ve been really anxious lately, and i think i know why: pine beetles.

my friend lily wrote about pine beetles on the huffington post.  she mostly succeeded in scaring me.

so i called senator mark udall to tell him how concerned i am.

i am very concerned.

Tagged: uselessmevlogfat hipster

8th March 2011

Photoset

BTDGPOY

Tagged: gpoymegirlfriendbig top denver

28th January 2011

Photo

GPOYLADAPBYGDYTBBOHBAYWTBI
gratuitous picture of yourself looking as douchey as possible because your girlfriend dragged you to beauty bar on her birthday and you want to blend in
WAMASF
with a more attractive skinnier friend

GPOYLADAPBYGDYTBBOHBAYWTBI

gratuitous picture of yourself looking as douchey as possible because your girlfriend dragged you to beauty bar on her birthday and you want to blend in

WAMASF

with a more attractive skinnier friend

Tagged: gpoyme

18th January 2011

Photoset with 4 notes

GPOYRAFHHPT

gratuitous picture of yourself ruining a fellow hipster’s hipstamatic photo. twice.

Tagged: gpoymefat hipster

23rd December 2010

Photo reblogged from with 2 notes

sarahcass:

tim davids // denver, colorado
man, i looked different. sorta.

sarahcass:

tim davids // denver, colorado

man, i looked different. sorta.

Tagged: me

9th December 2010

Photo with 5 notes

GPOYT!!!!!1111!
“does your fucking t-shirt have fucking Tarantino on it?” -@imightbediddy

GPOYT!!!!!1111!

“does your fucking t-shirt have fucking Tarantino on it?” -@imightbediddy

Tagged: fat hipstermegpoy

7th December 2010

Photoset with 5 notes

I WEIGHED SO FUCKING MUCH, YOU GUYS

FUCK ME

(repost for comparison)

Tagged: truthfultuesdayme

1st December 2010

Photo with 6 notes

GET READY ‘CAUSE HERE COMES PODCAST BRILLIANCE
FUCK ALL Y’ALL

GET READY ‘CAUSE HERE COMES PODCAST BRILLIANCE

FUCK ALL Y’ALL

Tagged: broken podme

3rd November 2010

Photo

GPOYW fo’ real

GPOYW fo’ real

Tagged: me

29th October 2010

Photo with 1 note

fat hipster has come to eat your vinyl collection.
fat hipster has to special order his white stripes tees from britain because he thinks the american tees are garish.

fat hipster has come to eat your vinyl collection.

fat hipster has to special order his white stripes tees from britain because he thinks the american tees are garish.

Tagged: mefat hipster