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28th January 2012

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My girlfriend is either a psychopath, or an amazing prankster.

The scene:

Stuck in two-lane X Games traffic.

Me: Driver seat.

Girl: Passenger seat.

I’m looking straight ahead. She’s looking past me.

Girl: Hey. Hey. Those people. Those people are signaling you.

I turn to her.

Me: Who?

Girl: The car next to us. They’re yelling at you. They need something. They’re waving and stuff.

I look over. The car next to us is an SUV filled with 18-21 year old college snowboarders who are most definitely not here for work. They are talking loudly, and looking our direction, but they don’t appear to be desiring of my attention.

Girl: See? They’re trying to talk to you. They were yelling at you. Maybe they need to get over. They were waving.

I turn back to her.

Me: What? It doesn’t look like-

Girl: They’re yelling and waving again. 

She reaches into the center console and opens the window. I look over. They are looking at me.

No one says a word.

Me: Yeah?

The car of people look at me, confused.

Me: Did you need something?

Girl in backseat of other car: What?

Me: Did you…

I stop.

Me: Nevermind.

They all look at me like I’m a crazy person. I didn’t have time to trim my beard yesterday, like I’d planned, so I kinda look like Ted Kazinsky anyway. 

Me: Sorry.

My girlfriend is laughing.

Me: Nice.

Girl: No! It’s funny, but they really were yelling for you.

Girl: They were.

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