February 2011
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January 2011
58 posts
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Going Hunting
I’m not the kind of man women write poems for, unless they start off “Hey asshole,” or “I tossed you aside.” I’ve written poems for them, but shown no one - I’m no poet. You have to wonder what it takes to be that kinda man. Sometimes the way I get by is I pretend I’m in a museum, one of those caveman mannequins inside a big glass case, arm raised,...
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it's weird that this is the shit that keeps me...
back in ninth grade i discovered my knuckles caught him clean on the chin watched him buckle next day him and his minions rushed me he tried to run it back he assumed i got lucky
i dropped my backpack pulled my pants up closed my hands up and beat that man up
won’t be a day that i don’t stand up
i go to hell before i fuck my brand up
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Wherein I wish Paul Newman a Happy Birthday →
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in other words
Had a weird dream last night. Don’t remember all of it. I was outside in the middle of the night. It was snowing. I was with a girl I don’t know at all, though I’m pretty sure in the dream I knew her well. We were laughing. A lot. Maybe we’d been drinking. And she was trying to get me to lay in the grass and make a snow angel. I didn’t have a jacket on, so I...
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humbled
I haven’t been home in ages, but here I am, getting out of the frosty cab with fogged up windows that I brought from the airport and hauling my checked bag, tags intact, all over trying to find those familiar places. Turns out cold leaves your bones when you move to a warmer climate, ‘cause I remember when I used to consider this nippy instead of three-layer weather. I remember...
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wherein i reveal my schoolgirl related dreams (and... →
“and if they hate then let ‘em hate and watch the money pile up”
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wherein i rewrite like six wikipedia entries and... →
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“You need to relax with your hate dude! Michael Bay if you look on boxoffice mojo...”
– Sign just a movie fan
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broken pod: episode 3
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1. How was your New Year’s Eve?
2. What would you do if you won the lottery?
3. Where are you guys from, really?
recorded jan 5th
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broken pod: episode 2 (dec 29)
by @2509 and @imightbediddy
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1. what are your new year’s eve plans?
2. what was your worst new year’s eve?
i’m catching up all of our podcasts. episode three will be up tomorrow, four the day after, and then we shall be all caught up and ready to continue entertaining (offending) you in a consistent fashion.
so i hope your mind vaginas are ready...
100% foolproof tips to prevent rape and sexual...
lipstick-feminists:
Submitted by Kay. Found here
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Wherein I Postulate That Michael Bay is Killing... →
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KEEPING IT REAL IS WHAT THE WHOLE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BRAIN IS DEVOTED TO - THE LEFT SIDE IS FOR MAKIN’ ART, DRINKIN’ BOOZE, AND FUCKIN’ YO’ GIRLFRIENDS BRAINS OUT YA HURR
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i have a friend who’s a master of alliteration, and i’m not entirely sure she knows it. me: oh, hey kathy, what’s up? kathy: oh, nothing. nothing new. no news. not one noteworthy night. me: oh, yeah? how was florida? kathy: oh my god, so good. great. gobs and gobs of great, so gratifying. me: what’d you do? kathy: well, we went to the beach, which was just beautiful. me...
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man i’m huffing paint in oh shit its the mayor hide the shit dude fuck here he comes what the fuck are the chances of the mayor choosing this alley as a shortcut shutup dude well hello mr mayor the city sure is nice today FUCK HE’S ARRESTING US i didn’t even know he could do that
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a guest post by pathetic fifty cent
go shorty, ‘cause it’s friday. i have therapy every single friday. here to work through issues at three pee em on friday, and you know i give a fuck ‘cause i have an inferiority complex
you can find me in my home, no dom perignon, mama i got what you need if you need to feel alone - i’m into havin’ sex but i sure ain’t gettin’ none, so come and give...