December 2010
41 posts
Podcast
imightbediddy:
Tim and I have recorded our first episode of our podcast, and I know you guys are just DYING to hear it, but Tim’s fat ass is to fucking lazy to edit it. I assume he’s doing it just to piss me off because I’m white and he hates white people, so everyone should send him hate mail telling him to get his shit together.
Tim’s hate mail hole
LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH THE THOMPSON TWINS →
Yay!
1 tag
My first post on PopLemon is 1200 words on 50 Cent... →
This Is Neat And You Should Look At It Because... →
2 tags
Man, if I was a robot, I’d pretty much do the robot whenever I could hear music. And erryone would be hella impressed. OH WHO AM I KIDDING IF I WAS A ROBOT I’D BE SOME KIND OF FAT ROBOT THAT STANDS NEXT TO CHUBBY PEOPLE SO THEY’D FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES AND I’D HAVE SOME KIND OF VACUUM ATTACHMENT AND A FRIDGE IN MY BELLY THAT ONLY HELD CHEESE
1 tag
2 tags
I'm sorry.
I feel like I’ve been neglecting tumblr. I hope all those girls that post naked pictures of other girls are okay with the fact that I haven’t been hearting their pictures lately.
5 tags
glib in an offensive way.
me: Seriously, this bitch corrects every joke I make. I wanna print out the dictionary definition of the word “Irony,” and frame it, and give it to her for Christmas. The other day people were talking about their favorite presidents and I said “Uncle Sam,” and this broad takes me aside later and quietly explains that Uncle Sam was never a real person, much less an American...
3 tags
1 tag
pretty much defined my year.
well OBVIOUSLY we have a RAPIST in lincoln park. he’s climbin’ in yo’ windows, he’s snatching yo’ people up. tryin’ to rape ‘em so y’all need to hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, and hide ya husband ‘cause they rapin’ errybody out hurr. we got your t shirt, you done lef’ finger prints and all, you are so dumb. you are...
1 tag
me: SUP
Evan: NUTHIN
me: SAME
Evan: AWESOME
me: NOPE
Evan: ALRIGHT
me: YEP
(i love you)
OH SHIT
WAIT
NEVER MIND
FUCK ME
I MEAN
FUCK ME LIKE OH NO
NOT LIKE "FUCK ME"
OH CHRIST
EVERYTHING IS BALLS NOW
Evan: gggggGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
me: HOMOPHOBBBBICCCCCC
3 tags
Screenwriting Tip #474
screenwritingtips:
If ‘write what scares you’ doesn’t work, write what makes you angry.
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
Anatomy of a Joke.
It’s my Friday today, and I’m in a good mood, so I thought I’d let you all in for an extremely rare look behind-the-scenes, at my process.
We’ll be using this recent (omg hilarious) tweet that has a record 2 RTs and 3 @ responses:
It’d be legal to kill the entirety of the band Cake by pushing them into an oven, right? (because they’re jews)
First,...
1 tag
I think the real reason they have me open all the mail around here has less to...
2 tags
1 tag
At first I was all like Whaaaaa? And then I was all like Okay. And then I was all like Yeah. And then I was all like No, please.
This has been Tim telling you about what it was like to lose his virginity.
Yesterday.*
*tomorrow, hopefully.
2 tags